Fun Facts.


Some one emailed me this, Ive seen it before but still chuckled. Im sure most of you have seen it too, and will still chuckle. Enjoy.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 mhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifonths and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.....!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life....quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm.......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that..)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)



Jawaballs

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7 comments:

Dannijt said...

why do lions mate 50 times a day if they don't get any pleasure from it?

AutarchAndrew said...

wtf im ambidextrous do i split the difference lol

suneokun said...

The only problem with coming back a pig ... its either 30 minute orgasms on a regular basis or bacon...

Some lions mate 50 times a day ... the vast majority starve on the periphery.

They mate furiously before the 'alpha' gets kicked off by the next 50 a day...

Gonewild said...

Re: Fun Facts
Check out this fun fact:
http://ultramarinesthemovie.com/home

Ash said...

Right click on above link page to view the source. It is clearly a fake.

Ash

Gonewild said...

I hope it isn't a fake, although I'd prefer a Blood Angels movie any day.

Haunter said...

How is it clearly a fake? It was announced at Games Day UK.

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